As it is a new year I thought I would tell you guys about an episode I went through in 2008.
NOW, a while back I was working in a supermarket (its political) so I was on the tills, so you can imagine I used to see hundreds off people come in and out my store all the time.
This one brother came in and came to my till, now ladies he was FINE and I mean I had to double check I wasn't dribbling on my uniform (its emotional and embarrassing) so to cut a long story short he would come in my store regularly we would buss a little joke, so one day he asked for my number and I gave it to him (one of the minor perks of working there.)
NOW....
One faithful night, this boy comes and meets me outside my work place in the car park, we were chilling in his car, talking about music and stuff.
So I asked him "What did you do today?" And he explained to me that he had just got a tattoo on his neck.
So me being a tattoo fanatic I was like "cool let me see"
He got Money, Power , Respect on his neck (which to be honest I wasn't really impressed with a grown ass 27yr old man getting on his neck but anyway.. and don't laugh please)
So I replied "nice" (didn't wanna b disrespectful, its emotional)
So everything was cool UNTIL this boy decides to ask me...
"DOES MY NECK MAKE YOUR PUSSY WET?"
Now, you can imagine my face of TOTAL shock and amazement, I had to double check in my brain what I THOUGHT I heard, my neck turned so fast to look at him I thought I would catch whiplash so I asked him
"What did you just say?"
People, do you know the boy had the AUDACITY to ask me AGAIN straight up
"Does my neck make your pussy wet?" So I asked him "are you being fu*king serious?" the boy looked at me CLEAN in my face like he was waiting for my honest opinion.
So by this point I laughed, turned to him and said
" No your neck does not make my pussy wet in fact your attitude and your blatant disrespect towards me makes my nipples go in"
I opened the car door and I left. (don't laugh)
I immediately stopped all contact with this person, its not until I got home that I was able to properly process with this "man" had said to me and know it had me laughing for days.
Since then I have got another job so I hope my eyes never have to set upon his face or his neck (don't laugh) again.
Just a little experience I wanted to share with you guys told you this year was gonna be emotional ...
YA DIGG???